I fully blame Foenix for the following. I was asking for crossover ideas, and he said, "Smurfs."
So, 100 words, Smurfs/Blake's 7:
"My name is Papa Smurf. I'd like to know why you have kidnaped me."
"Look, we didn't kidnap you. You just got here... by accident, that's it, right, Cally?"
"Vila--all right, fine. Papa Smurf. I apologize for the inconvenience, and as soon as we can, we'll set you down at a spaceport."
"Everyone here is very nice. Well, with one or two exceptions–you know exceptions, don't you?"
"No, I don't."
"Well, not that they're speciest or anything--well, Avon is, he prefers computers to humans. And Tarrant hates anything that isn't useful. So, maybe you'd better just avoid them..."
It Was Summer - Farscape/Blake's 7: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1687089/1/
Contains spoilers for Rescue, and Farscape's third season.
Achieving Escape Velocity - Blake's 7/Doctor Who: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2211488/1/
post-Star One, and post-Invasion of Time (femslash, Leela/Cally)