[identity profile] ultrapsychobrat.livejournal.com
Title:  I Put a Spell on You
Rating:  Gen
Words:  171
[identity profile] sallymn.livejournal.com
It isn't as brilliant as some of the lyrical pieces here, but I tried - the resulting PGP ficlet is here.
[identity profile] astrogirl2.livejournal.com
Leave it to me to need a novelty song challenge before I'm inspired to write B7 fic again. Although this was also partly inspired by my having once read some very, very old zine stories whose authors seemed unclear on exactly which show it was they were writing for. The result: about 500 words of utter, pointless silliness.

Star Trekkin' )
[identity profile] hafren.livejournal.com
Some of us, being so very old, were alive when Rolf Harris first sang Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport. So we remember that it was in fact a living will - the dying ocker bequeaths his possessions to his mates with instructions on their care.

So here are Gan's dying words to Blake, most of which he no doubt faithfully relayed to the others. Two brief notes: (i) it's my opinion that the implication in the verse to Avon is untrue, Gan's revenge for Avon's mockery, and (ii) it was not previously recorded that Gan had smuggled a marsupial aboard (not a kangaroo, which would have been really hard to hide, but a wombat). Whether Cally did manage to take care of it is doubtful; I suspect Blake insisted on landing it somewhere. 115 words

Gan's Swan-Song )
[identity profile] mistraltoes.livejournal.com

I'm not fond of the title, and would gladly entertain suggestions. Now with a shiny new title, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] kalypso_v!

Field Operatives (formerly Out to Pasture) )

(Edited to change title on 8/25/07)

[identity profile] satan-pingu.livejournal.com
With apologies to Allan Sherman's Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

Hello Avon, hello Jenna,
Here I am at Cygnus Alpha
Chokey's very entertaining
even though that Vila Restal keeps complaining

Gan went walking with a lady
'think her motives somewhat shady
And Mr Vargas, the big cheese,
Has only gone and dish'ed out some fake disease!

I did challenge th'evil scheming
based on false religious theming
Now I've really gone and dunnit
They're gonna torture me until I do sub-mit

So now we're going to bust out
with some kicking to the devout
And even Vila likes the plan
So long it is not him they sacrifice but Gan

Teleport, oh Avon Jenna!
Teleport from Cygnus Alpha!
Oh please do not leave us with the priests; they are now not quite so friendly,
Teleport! I promise I will not make noise or mess the ship with
other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Avon, darling Jenna,
How's the shiny Liberator?
Let me come back, if ya miss me
I will e'en let Vila Restal hug and kiss thee

Wait a minute! Vargas 's up here!
I so don't want to let him steer
He is really rather boring
Put him outside so that space can do the goring.

The original text )
[identity profile] astrogirl2.livejournal.com
It's been a while since we did a musical challenge, so this week we have a fun one, suggested by [livejournal.com profile] sallymn, who's kindly provided us with a link to a list of 100 great novelty songs. Your challenge is to give us a ficlet inspired by one of these 100 song titles, or, if you prefer, the lyrics to one of the songs.


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